For a moment in space-time, I propose a name that will not be forgotten on it's own, "Einsteintaneously"
-- Greg Molenaar, Foley, MN

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20627564.000-first-blood-to-at
las-at-the-large-hadron-collider.html
--- New Scientist article -- 19 April 2010
     First blood to Atlas at the Large Hadron Collider
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No Higgs-Boson (God Particle) at the LHC
That key elemental particle physicists claim to exist, but which has not yet been found
-- God in a Mirror? -- (Max Hadron)
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No Higgs-Boson particle today. 
That Large Hadron Collider
has not been my confider.

The LHC has not yet seen the ray, 
-- a glimpse of God's existence.
    at 7-tera-volt 'lectro-resistance.

What's found, at any rate
Some say is just a boson's mate,
Through the Atlas-chambered meters

Some old neutrinos crept on...
With a leap of faith they lept-on 
Like some Immaculate Concept-ion 

They say the "missing energy" -- has glue on
Like when a cow jumps over the muon 
Leaves a trace, an image in the mirror,
        So maybe God was here.

-- Greg Molenaar, New London, Minnesota
  19 April 2010
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How could you possibly leave out Thomas Crapper? I mean really.

Thanks, Adam & Robert, for that school house rock!

haha, that was pretty awesome. I especially love Robert's sweater :-)