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With Voting Closed, Ancestor Waits

Thursday, April 04, 2013 - 12:30 PM

Photo by: Megan Tan

After a grueling campaign season -- rocking red carpet glam, hobnobbing with locals, and trying to be seen in all the right places -- the hypothetical placental mammal reclined in Washington Square Park to catch its breath and eat a restorative hot dog. "I feel like I've been hit by an asteroid," the furry creature told this reporter. Our ancestor won't have much time for street meat, however -- its fate will be determined as early as 3PM this afternoon.

For those of you who've been living under a rock, read up on the head-to-head Name Your Ancestor contest.


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