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Democracy, My Mother And Toast

Tuesday, July 02, 2013 - 01:02 PM

Illustration of an angry mom at the dinner table (Robert Krulwich/NPR)

When they proposed it in the 1770s, it was such a novel idea. That instead of a king anointed by God, instead of a sage, instead of one leader telling all of us what to do, we should, every four years, all of us, pick our own leader, who would serve for a season, and then, job done, gently depart.

Nothing like this had been tried for thousands of years. Somehow, together we would be wiser than a single king. We would lead ourselves.

In principle, democracy seems noble, beautiful even.

At my family dinner table, I wondered a little. More than a little.

I remember taking my friend Peter to my aunt's house in 1970, and thinking afterwards, if the Founding Fathers had broken bread with my family, they would they have approached this great experiment with a little more ... um, trepidation.

Robert Krulwich/NPR

Peter grew up in St. Paul and was used to Swedish and Norwegian dinner conversation. My mom and her sister had been raised in Oklahoma and had moved to New York. My aunt's husband's family had been lucky on the oil fields. My aunt had an oil fortune. My mom had my dad, an importer of men's hats, not a growing business in the 1970s. The two of them, because of their different situations, had developed very different political opinions, and on the night Peter came to dinner, my mother and aunt were discussing the oil pipeline in Alaska, though if you hadn't been to dinner with them before, you wouldn't know this. Because here's how the conversation began.

Caribou Vs. Toast

My aunt looked across the table at my mother, and said, with no apparent prompting, as if she was resuming an old refrain, "All I want, Mickey (my mom was called Mickey) is a piece of toast. Surely, that is not too much to ask."

Peter looked puzzled.

"And all I want — ALL I WANT — ", said my mother, "is to save thousands of innocent animals who will die for your toast."

There was a question forming in Peter's eyes.

" ... And no piece of toast, NO PIECE OF TOAST," my mom went on, "is worth that kind of suffering. When you think of all those animals ... I mean, really, how selfish ... "

"Selfish!" said my aunt, waving an invisible piece of bread in the air, "I'm not asking for a fur coat here, I am asking a single piece of bread, and I think, I really think that at this point, we, all of us, are entitled at least to that ... "

Peter looked at me. So I leaned over, and I translated. "My aunt," I explained, thinks we should have an oil pipe line from Alaska to the lower 48. If we don't, she believes America will be so energy depleted, so oil poor, that there won't be enough electricity for her to make toast. Not even one piece."

"Really?" Peter asked.

"Yes," I said.

 

Robert Krulwich/NPR

"My mother," I went on, "believes that that pipeline, if activated, will melt the permafrost just below it, creating a concavity that will suck tens of thousands of innocent caribou into a pit in the ground, rolling them in and killing them all."

"Really?" said Peter.

"Yes," I told him. "Sometimes the details change, but the caribou always die."

"For toast?" asked Peter. "Yes," I said, "for toast."

Robert Krulwich/NPR

This is how we talked politics in my mom's family. We exaggerated. We fumed. We banged things on tables. It was hard sometimes, to imagine families like mine (and I'd seen some others, and imagined more) all over America having these wild mudfights at home, then going to polling places, then electing leaders without wondering, just a little bit, if this democracy idea was an improvement over other forms of governance, because if it was, and it seemed to be, how did that happen? How did the authors of countless oil pipeline dramas at dinner produce a long string of mostly competent presidents, plus a few great ones, who came and went, for the most part, calmly? How did so much noise produce such order?

There is something about democracy, that for all its troubles, all its fury, gives us manners. We don't, very often, shoot each other. We know we are in this together. This is a shared form of government, and so, deep down, whether we like each other or not, we do at least, most of us, try to control ourselves, to preserve the system. It is an imperfect, boisterous order, but order nonetheless. It's got cracks. It's not always pretty, but in a rough way, it works.

The Meaning Of Democracy

Back in 1943, in the middle of World War II, the writer E. B. White (Stuart Little,Charlotte's Web) was asked by the Writers' War Board to write a statement on "the meaning of democracy." According to reporter Richard Strout, who quoted this from memory, E. B. White wrote a few paragraphs about our imperfect attempt to be both just and free.

Surely the Board knows what democracy is. It is the line that forms on the right. It is the "don't" in don't shove. It is the hole in the stuffed shirt through which sawdust slowly trickles; it is the dent in the high hat. Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. It is the feeling of privacy in the voting booths, the feeling of communion in the libraries, the feeling of vitality everywhere.

Democracy is the letter to the editor. Democracy is the score at the beginning of the ninth. It is an idea which hasn't been disproved yet, a song the words of which have not gone bad. It's the mustard on the hot dog, and the cream in the rationed coffee. Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.

We know what democracy is, it's my aunt and my mother free to declare what they believe, even if what they believe is totally preposterous, irreconcilable with facts, each other, and common sense. It is having the confidence to roar if you wish, to struggle, to dig your heels in, to say what you feel — until the roast chicken comes out and it's time for everyone to pass the iced tea, and, waiting their turn, ever so politely, share the gravy.

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Comments [2]

Joseph Kling from The Hearts and Minds of all the Caribou

This is a great read, I loved the quote from E.B. White on democracy, particularly the last line and the second or third line in the first paragraph, I'm too lazy to look up to decipher which one, but, both the second and third lines were great, though, and I feel my life has been changed, again, even ever so slightly, by what Krulwich decided to show me.

But Robert Krulwich's writing on what democracy is pretty accurate, the only frustrations I have with this is that while in a democracy individuals are permitted to have a difference of opinion, money and power stand in the way of what civic duty requires, alas, protecting the environment and ensuring there will be land for the babies of our babies can somehow become second thoughts.

Therefore, in my opinion, to Krulwich's redirecting of what the founding father's wrote of democracy at the founding of the United States, would be to simply recognize how there should have been more of a responsibility written into the founding documents to always do the right thing, despite the fact that in a free country you can always be doing something (that doesn't always have to be right). It's important to note, too, that back when our founding documents were written, the destruction of the environment by oil tycoons was not really a thought at all, hardly foreseeable at all.

Aug. 19 2013 01:29 PM
Shmoozee from San Diego, CA

I don't know how this story came to you, but you warm mu heart. Thank you Mr. Krulwich for always offering me a perspective I had never even imagined.

Jul. 08 2013 02:33 AM

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