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Jupiter's Dot And Mine. Why Life Is Unfair

Thursday, May 22, 2014 - 02:00 PM

When I was 9, my dad drew this picture of me. You will notice something on my left cheek — a little brown spot.

Allen Krulwich

That's a mole. The doctor called it "a birthmark." My mom called it "a beauty mark." I was born with it. Having grown up before supermodel Cindy Crawford became famous, I was not familiar with the allure of beauty marks and, anyway, I'm a guy. My mom said it was hardly noticeable. I didn't believe her.

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It didn't go away. Worse, in my mind it was growing bigger. In grade school, I worried that the mark on my cheek was the first thing people saw when they looked at me. I would look at photos of myself and I'd always see the dot first, me second. I was not even remotely a boy with a dot. I was a dot with a boy. That's me on the left. That's how I felt on the right.

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Even much later, in my 20s, if I happened to be in the same room with someone with a birthmark on his cheek, I'd get enormously embarrassed. It didn't matter if the Dotted One was somebody I admired, like Richard Thomas, the actor who played John-Boy in The Waltons. One day, Richard Thomas came to NPR; he has a dot on his left cheek, just like me.

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My friends knew of my, umm, problem; they arranged for me to pop in and say hi to Richard, whispering "Robert, you can do this ...," but when the moment came, I thought, oh no, two dots on the same cheeks in the same room — the world might explode! It was that bad. I couldn't go in.

Even when I was older and calmer, still I hoped my dot would disappear. It never did, but as the decades rolled on, it faded a little, and now I don't think about it much. But last week I heard the wonderful news about Jupiter, and my dot feelings came rushing back.

Jupiter is apparently experiencing the very thing I had hoped for, for so long: slow Dot Removal.

Maybe you saw the news?

Losing Your Dot Gracefully

Jupiter, the planet, is a cloudy, stormy place with bands of clouds moving at different speeds across its surface, but its most prominent feature sits just below its equator. You can see it in the photograph below — it's called the Great Red Spot, a ferocious "anti-cyclone" that blows winds counterclockwise at more than 100 kilometers an hour. It's been storming that way for centuries. What astronomers call a storm, I call a "dot."

When astronomers measured Jupiter's dot in the late 1800s, it was wide enough to fit three Earths comfortably, side by side, at 41,000 kilometers across. That's enormous.

But then, in 1979 and 1980, the spot was measured again, and mysteriously, it had shrunk. By almost half! To 23,335 kilometers.

As you can see from these subsequent dot photos (on the right side of the image) in 1995, 2009 and 2014, the dot kept getting smaller and smaller and smaller.


No one has a good explanation for what's happening, but it keeps happening. According to NASA, the rate of shrinkage seems to be quickening. It's now losing around 1,000 kilometers of dot every year. The last measurement, from Hubble telescope on April 21, was just under 16,500 kilometers across, "the smallest diameter we've ever measured," says Amy Simon of NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center in Maryland.

Will it go to zero? Who knows. But oh, I hope so — for Jupiter's sake. Speaking as a Dotted One, dots aren't pleasant. I've read that as she got older, even Cindy Crawford, goddess of the Beauty Mark, had unpleasant thoughts about hers. It grew a little, and she worried. I don't know what Richard Thomas thinks because, as I've mentioned, we've never talked. But I do have little chats with Jupiter all the time. I'll look up at it in the early evenings, cover my dot with my pointer finger (so it can't hear), and I say, through gritted teeth, "lucky you!" And Jupiter (I feel this) — Jupiter knows exactly what I'm talking about. It's got to be totally pleased. One day, it will do a complete rotation and this thing on its surface will have — poof! — disappeared. And if planets can sigh, that's what Jupiter will do.

I'm so jealous.


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Comments [6]


Boyfriend has two similar dots. I call them 'kissing marks' how sad for Jupiter to not get kisses from Venus on his marks!

Jul. 11 2014 08:26 PM

I too have a dot on my face, a dark, raised mole the size of a child's pinky nail, half an inch from my nostril on my right side. I felt self-conscious about f it when I was very young, but by age 9 or so, I found myself liking it, enjoying how it visually distinguished me from other kids. Now I can hardly imagine myself without it! As I've gotten closer to middle age, it's gotten a bit rougher looking, and in my dark daydreams, I imagine my grief at being told by a dermatologist that it's got to go.

I hope that scenario is never realized! Anyway, I'm sorry Robert, that you don't find pleasure in your unique spot. I can't help but feel that Jupiter will miss its spot when the storm finally subsides.

Jun. 06 2014 08:51 PM

I find it very surprising that you make this connection between celestial body and pigment spots.
I'm doing this project called "körperkosmos" where I transform moles into stars and body surfaces into starry sky images by editing photographs. And now you write this article making the same association.
C.G. Jung was right...

Jun. 06 2014 08:03 AM

I have one, too- above my mouth on my left. It actually was something I always liked on my face. I felt the name "beauty mark" meant that I would one day live up to that expectation. As I've gotten older (now in my late 40's) it is smaller, lighter, and almost a different color. I actually miss the way it used to be....ironically, I am a Sagittarius and ruled by the planet Jupiter.

Jun. 05 2014 08:59 PM

Look up 'Self-consciousness' ... and remind yourself that others may have far worse actual problems.

Who knows Jupiter's 'eye' may just take a break and could get much bigger than it ever was.

Or maybe it will start swallowing the whole planet like in 'Space Odyssey 2010' and turn into a second sun .... hahaha

Jun. 05 2014 05:41 PM
Carol from Kokomo

We love your dot, Robert and we love you!

May. 28 2014 12:56 PM

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