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Watch It Swallow An Entire Tree In Seconds

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 - 07:03 AM

They are called excavator mulchers. That's polite. What they really do is swallow trees. This one, a DAH Forestry Mulcher from Quebec's manufacturer Denis Cimaf, consumes a 30-foot-tall, mature spruce (starting at the top, landing at the bottom) in 15 seconds. The tree that was, suddenly isn't.

I know, I know; these are incredible machines. They can eat from the top down or topple trees and swallow sideways. They can prune, mulch, make thickets disappear in no time. They can carve ski trails, do road repair, help landscapers, speed up construction. They are crazy fast.

That's their best feature. They are so much faster than the moss that gathers on dying trees, than the woodpeckers, owls and chickadees that sculpt homes in old tree stumps. These high-performance brush cutters are built for busy humans. Of course birds, fungi, slugs, snails, millipedes need to stay busy, too. They need trees to pull apart. 

Which is why I'd like to propose a new machine: What if the engineers at Denis Cimaf created a Giant Tree Plucker, one that yanks trees whole from the ground and deposits them in a clearing, set aside for forest critters? Call it a Banquet Center For Beetles, an All-You-Can-Eat Zone that essentially says, thanks for the soil, thanks for the leaf removal, thanks for everything. Since we just built a fairway for a ninth hole, we thought we'd leave a little something for you.

Pipe dream? Maybe. But I bet there are engineers at Denis Cimaf who — every so often — like to see a woodpecker peeking out of its tree hole, or a soft pad of moss turning gold in the rain.


Thanks to Jason Kottke of kottke.org for introducing me to high-performance, industrial brush cutters.

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Comments [4]

Joshua Panganiban from East Coast

I've seen a few videos online that show trees being moved with the awesome madness of engineering. The machine you imagined already exists!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clxkiDDQFoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLVdqnQPS7c

Of course, there is a size limit to these machines, but here is another video of a huge tree that was so important to a town, they pulled out all the stops. It really is quite a moving video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFTj0hM3DHM

Jul. 15 2014 10:12 PM
Edward from Akron, OH

tedmich - remember this is a "pro-science" forum that doesn't usually consider such things as anything to worry about. What could go wrong? It's science and human progress...better living through chemistry. :)

Jul. 12 2014 07:49 PM
AndYetItMoves

WWLD: What Would the Lorax Do?

Jul. 12 2014 07:37 PM
tedmich

de-forrestation is too fast already, I'm more impressed by machines that reverse human constructs not natural ones.
http://youtu.be/5ltyt5ZphAo

Jul. 12 2014 02:15 PM

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